150+ Harley Quinn Quotes That Showcases Her Crazy Side

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Harley Quinn (also known as Harlequin) is the girlfriend of the craziest character in the entire DC universe- the Joker. So, its quite expected that she too would be crazy (which indeed she is) like her lover. So, here we compile some of the craziest and sassiest of Harley Quinn quotes from the movies Suicide Squad, Batman and even some from DC comics.

She is a fun-loving (in the craziest way possible) character and hence her lines are quite unique. We are pretty sure you would find these Harley Quinn quotes quite interesting.


Harley Quinn Quotes from Suicide Squad

The reason behind the grand success of Suicide Squad, is this really naughty super-villian girl named Harley Quinn. Her evil and creepy character is liked by all.

No matter how insane you maybe, there is always someone to complete the insanity.


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I’ve made so many mistakes and there’s no one left who believes in me.


Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable…


If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.


Like, a really badass anti-heroine.


She can be so cleverly threatening.


Wait till they get a load of me.


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We’re bad guys. It’s what we do.


Self-awareness comes in all forms.


I’ll show you how dark I can be.


So, I’m thinking if we move together, we can kill all these guys and go our separate ways. Spread the word.


We’re finished, you and me. I’ve got someone new now. Someone better.


Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.


Now you feel like you’ve someone by your side-to share the journey with you.


Look…I’m only doing this to help you. Let’s try this again. Acceptance.


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Joker and Harley Quinn Quotes

Before falling in love with the Joker and being a partner in crime in his creepy deeds, Harley Quinn a Joker, was actually her patient with whom she fell in love in the further part of the story.

Below are some famous Joker-Harley Quinn quotes.

My love for my joker was stronger than their mad house walls!


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I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!


You got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere!


We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mister J.


I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.


I may be twisted but at least I make it interesting.


You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.


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Everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff, right? I’m off my meds.


Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: the sorrow behind your smile; the love behind your anger; and the reason behind your silence.


My heart scares you, but a gun doesn’t?


We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go.


I’ll burn the world just to see the fire in your eyes!


I promised you some entertainment, Right! Boys?


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I know how to make some smiles pudding.


Because everything she does comes from within; from some dark impulse. I guess that’s what makes her so thrilling to watch. So dangerous. Even perfect at times, but also so damn destructive.


Be the type of person that when your feet touch the floor in the morning, the devil says, Aww shit…they’re awake.


Harley Quinn Quotes to Joker

Don’t get me wrong. My puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.


I found the Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming, and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.

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It soon became clear to me the Joker was actually a tortured soul. Yes, I admit it. As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient. Pretty crazy huh?


You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this girl wants is to settle down with her loving sweetheart.


It soon became clear to me the Joker, so often described as a raving, homicidal madman … was actually a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance. A lost, injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics.


No matter how insane you maybe, there is always someone to complete the insanity.


You can’t kill me without becoming like me. I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me.


Oh, come on, Puddin! Don’t you wanna rev up your ‘Harley’? Vroom Vroom!


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Maybe we feel empty because we live pieces of us with everything we use to love.


After everything, I’ve been through I’m still smiling not because am strong, but because I’m crazy. Now that should scare you.


Oh, come on, Puddin’! Don’t you wanna rev up your “Harley”? Vroom Vroom!


Madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.


We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realize they were inside us.


Smiling sarcastically is another form of saying go f**k yourself.


Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you’re stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.


If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my sh*t.


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I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.


A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.


What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it’s the voices. Aha, I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said.


Stupid bat, you’re ruining our date night!


Hah! You’re just jealous coz you don’t have a fella who’s as loving and loyal to you as my Puddin’ is to me!


That so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.


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Suicide Squad Harley Quinn Quotes (The best and crazy one’s)

In case ya ain’t figured it out, today’s the Joker’s big homecoming, and you’re the guest of honor.


Find what you love and let it kill you!


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You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.


My boss likes me to wear a smile to work.


Look on the bright side – tomorrow you’ll be feeding hundreds of hungry cats!


Own that sh*t. Own it! What do you think was gonna happen? Huh?


Start with the Harley in a mirror.


What, you were just thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal!


I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.


You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral!


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I dunno about ‘genius,’ but I do got a PhD.


Oh buckets full, honey. I was trying too hard to impress the wrong guy. Kinda like you with Superman.


Yeesh, ya make one little mistake and they never letcha forget!


So you do remember me. That´s weird, because you killed the only thing I ever loved, and now I find you have been keeping a whole new generation of Jokers to yourself. I know. Awkward.


Whatever you say, Mister J! Just gimme a sec to find the form and I’ll commit myself!


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Let me get you outta here girl. We can team up again. Drive all the boys crazy. Ya know? Like the old days…


You got it all wrong, baby. I was using them to help you escape. Who else would I break into Arkham for? Nobody, that’s who. It’ll be just like old times.


I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.


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What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?


Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?


I’m bored. Play with me.


I did everything you said. I helped you.


So, what if I’m crazy? the best people are.


I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?


Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you.


You think after living with Mister J I’d be used to a little pain.


Just let me in. I promise. Let me in! I promise I won’t hurt you!


All of that chit-chat is gonna get you hurt.


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I’ll show ya! I’ll pull a big heist all by myself and I’ll be laughing at you, ya hear? Ha ha, Laughing! *sigh* I miss him already!


Hey captain don’t let the heroes get you, it’ll be bad for us, oh and your health.


You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super criminals.


Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.


I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.


“I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.”


Clothing is clearly not Harley’s priority, but in some comic iterations, it’s become a big factor in her life.


Harley Quinn Quotes Mad Love

Look alive, wage slaves! Preeeesenting – the Caliph of Clowns, that Mogul of Mountebanks – the One and Only – JOKER!


Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.


So, what if I’m crazy? the best people are.


You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.


I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dance with mine.


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We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go.


I’ll burn the world just to see the fire in your eyes!


I know how to make some smiles pudding.


Don’t get me wrong. My puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.


“I found the Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming, and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.”


Oh, come on, Puddin’! Don’t you wanna rev up your “Harley”? Vroom Vroom!


Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.


Batman and Harley Quinn Quotes

Nice work, butterfingers, why didn’t ya just turn the bat-signal on while you were at it!


Oh, the irony! The grim stalwart Dark Knight and his greatest female adversary, fightin together to save the city!


I think you should do what he says. It would be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit. What do you think, Bat-brain? Like it? What am I saying, ‘course you do. Who wouldn’t?


You didn’t like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate.’ It’s a comedy.


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Welcome to Blackgate. We’re just going to do a quick psychiatric evaluation. Bad day, huh? Cops in this city – always beating on the sick and defenseless.


A little bird told me some creep was dressed up like the Joker, fighting a Batman wannabe.


I’m going to kill you. For everything you’ve done to me. All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive.


“You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be.”


What’s wrong with you, B-man? You come into Mister J’s home and just start smashing it to pieces! Don’t you know he’s sick?


I just wanna say, if there was no batman, there’d be no joker, and I’d have never met my puddin’. So, thanks Batman.


Childhood is when you idolise Batman, adulthood is when you realize that the Joker makes more sense.


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Sad Harley Quinn Quotes

These are some sad quotes from the Harley Quinn character.

When I was around, she couldn’t even find her face in the mirror. It’s as if something was holding her back.


I tried to play by the rules, but no! They wouldn’t let me go straight! Society is to blame!


Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her?


I’m going to kill you. For everything you’ve done to me. All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive.


We’re finished, you and me. I’ve got someone new now. Someone better.


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I’ve made so many mistakes and there’s no one left who believes in me.


We’re finished, you and me. I’ve got someone new now. Someone better.


I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!


We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go.


I’ll burn the world just to see the fire in your eyes!


I’m having a BAD DAY! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up! All I wanted was a new dress – and I actually paid for it!


So that was an awesome collection of Harley Quinn quotes from our side. Make sure you keep visiting this post as we keep on updating the collection of quotes frequently. Also, if you know some quotes on this marvellously crazy character, then please do share them with us in the comment section below. Till then, stay tuned!

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