Can We Guess How You Drink Your Coffee?

  • Question of

    When do you like to drink coffee?

    • In the mornings
    • When I need that extra burst of energy
    • When it’s cold outside
    • All the time!
  • Question of

    Are you willing to drink instant coffee?

    • Sure, if that’s all there is.
    • No thank you!
    • Yes – I need my caffeine.
    • Can I add things to it to make it taste better?
  • Question of

    Which country would you like to visit most?

    • Hong Kong
    • Paris
    • Australia
    • Ireland
  • Question of

    Which of the following is your favorite movie genre?

    • Drama
    • Romance
    • Comedy
    • Suspense
  • Question of

    Pick a chocolate treat!

    • Hot cocoa
    • Chocolate chip cookies
    • Chocolate-dipped fruit
    • Chocolate fudge
  • Question of

    Which holiday makes you happiest?

    • Valentine’s Day
    • Halloween
    • Labor Day
    • 4th of July
  • Question of

    What’s your life motto?

    • Dare to be different.
    • A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
    • Always be yourself.
    • Work hard, play harder.
  • Question of

    What is your dream community to live in?

    • Busy city
    • Small town
    • Creative community
  • Question of

    What’s your favorite farm animal?

    • Horse
    • Pig
    • Cow
    • Dog
  • Question of

    Which word describes you best?

    • Ambitious
    • Kind
    • Humble
    • Different
  • Question of

    What kind of coffee shops do you like to visit?

    • I go to Starbucks or a restaurant.
    • I usually just drink what’s at the office.
    • I make my own coffee at home, the local baristas just can’t get it right.
    • I am always looking for the newest local shop.
  • Question of

    You’re out of coffee filters. How do you react?

    • I run to the corner store and pick up a box.
    • It’s nothing that Charmin can’t fix!
    • I never run out of coffee filters, because the 14K gold-plated etched metal filter I bought to maximize the aromatic oils in my daily cup is reusable.
    • I usually pick up my coffee at the local shops, so if they’re out then the city must be under attack by aliens.
  • Question of

    What is a flat white?

    • My favorite shade of Benjamin Moore paint.
    • A particularly vicious breed of shark.
    • A type of latte made popular in New Zealand, topped with foam from the bottom of the milk pitcher for a finely-bubbled, velvety texture.
    • A latte.
  • Question of

    Someone asks you to go cupping. What’s your response?

    • Load up on the Solos and Natty Ice. Drinking games are my specialty brah!
    • Decline. Isn’t that a weird massage thing Gwyneth Paltrow is into?
    • Start hydrating so your palate will be prepared to pick out nuances of licorice and hickory smoke.
    • Stare at them in confusion.
  • Question of

    How do you grind your beans?

    • Um, don’t they just come like that?
    • Running that big red machine in the grocery store is my favorite part of my shopping trip.
    • By hand, in a burr grinder. My grinding arm is getting jacked, but I quiver at the thought of having guests over for breakfast (even the aroma of freshly ground espresso can’t overpower that much sweat smell).
    • I will get it ground at a coffee shop.

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